A total perv Post

Flying Russian pen-is


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Man admits having s-x "With" 1000 cars

OK i had to update this post ... This is not perv but soooper funny !

Englaizy, ya... mawwad !

The girls who gave me this had written on thier back " what you think is small, is big " . I bet who ever came up with that meant 'Kuwait' by that...

meanwhile i will 'just hold& wait' ..

There is no difference between sanitary pads and Break pads

Man : ( whispers) Excuse me , where can i find Sanitary pads?
Salesman : Sanitary pads? Sanitary Pads?
Man : ( whispers again ) Yes ! Sanitary Pads ! I cant find them ,
Salesman : ( Yells to the other Salesman) : Ada ! Endha Sanitary pads? ( What is sanitary pads)
Other Salesman : ( Yells Back ) I think it is Car accessories ...
Salesman : Sir, Car Accessories are upstairs ..

This was today morning at Lulu Hypermarket .. Funny though 'it' was right behind him and he didnt know, when i picked up one he said Oh ! sanitary Napkins , You said pads ... anyway i sure hope one of these days they will modify Sanitary pads for car Break pads They are already used as slippers innit? . Here is how

Im so bored, im self tagging

Appetizer
What is the nearest big city to your home?
Well, Its Kuwait city , Kuwait .
Soup
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how well do you keep secrets?

I Suck at keeping secrets , i'd rate my self 2 outa 10. In school i was banned from Knowing any secrets.
Salad
Describe your hair (color, texture, length).
My hair is black , and curly, i dyed them once, but it sucked, so i trim them often, like once in a week ... now let me explain my head hair ... Kiddin ( that was the ex-head hair)
Main Course
What kind of driver are you? Courteous? Aggressive? Slow?
I am a courteous driver when i am not in a hurry ,or else one has to feel my wrath when im gone crazy and in hurry... Im not slow anymore ... 119 is 'my' speed ,that why no speeding tickets yet .. but when i am with family 80-100 kmph is tops !
Dessert
When was the last time you had a really bad week?
Two weeks ago, when AJ was sick with diarreha .
Self tagged from mariposa .
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OK , i know i sucked so here is the consolation ... please take this cool test .

Two eggs and a hot car wash Vid

Customer : You have two eggs?
GreY: Two Eggs?
Customer : Yes Two eggs, the biggest size!
GreY: Sorry Sir , Do you mean Two X ( XXL)
Customer : Yes ! Yes ! the biggest size.

Well that was today , either way my two eggs were not included in the offer !
Oh yeah ! dont forget to watch this cool hot Ad ..

Just when the things gets hot

And he is has been misunderstood once again, she accuses of him something which he was not even aware of , he retaliates, she knows she has done a mistake, but can women ever admit guilt? She digs the bones of the past, and its a whole new ball game now, Arrows of accusation fly from both sides, hurting, bruising , leaving both of them bleeding badly . Yet they go out with the toddler sleeping in her arms, he drives aimlessly on the empty streets of a nation that is observing silence for a fallen King . The city is lifeless , So they head home, while she maintains silence so that disgruntled man will not meet with accident . Once they are home once again words come easy , accusation , tears everywhere, And both of them can’t see tears in others eye , because that is the sign that now its time to stop, and he makes an effort like always and she tries to resist but she gives up like always , and they realize that all this time they were fighting for nothing , just a matter of silly ego or was it? Anyways … just when things get pretty and the room starts to steam …. and just when the things get hot !!

The kid wakes up !!

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A song for the lost

Today is remember Palestine day , I am not a political blogger, but i made a promise to a fellow blogger that i will blog about Palestine , So here i am ... I am closing comments again ... Pray for peace in Palestine, specially in Gaza , Pray for the ordinary people who are stuck in the political turmoil , Pray that God brings peace and healing for the little children who are born in to the conflict. Pray for the little one's who are orphaned. Here is a song by Reverend Garth Hewitt about the wall

Why FM 99.7 playing Holy Koran?

Update : My manager called to say that H.H Sheikh Saad Al Abdullah Al Salem Al Sabah passed away .

May God rest him in peace.

Iraqi Subtitles

Source

Sorry ! this post sucks !

I was at the Virgin ..to get my free copy of Friday times and Bazaar cz Saturdays are so boring . Anyways Virgin is clearing up the tapes , for just 0.250 fills ( that is less than A $) I Got myself , The Wallflowers, Simply red, Gregorian and Bon Jovi ( sucked bad ) .
I am crazy i know, i bought tons of tapes when swan lake shut down , They sold it for 0.100 fills , Oh yeah thinking of Swan lake records, i worked there for a day back in 199# something ...For those of you who don't know Swan lake it used to be the 'thing' in Old Salmiya , But working there sucked too bad cz the Syrian dude who ran the place played "Un Dos thres ole ole ole" (yep Ricky 'Fuckin' Martin ) repeatedly , so i quit the next day . Thats a bit of Ancient history of Grey for today .
Forgive me i lost my funny bone !

Shosho's Tag !

tagged myself from Shosho's blog

1- Your favorite cheese?
Not a cheese person
2- Your favorite milk?
KDD ( now that the price is gone up KDD Milk mixed with water)
3-Your favorite chips?
Fico Chiplets
4- Your favourite Salad?
one cucumber one Carrot and half tomato mixed in Youghurt ... i call it "Cucatoyo"
5-Your favorite restaurant?
Mughal Mahal ? I dont eat out much .. Drooley cooks better.
6-Your favorite burger?
Hmm ! Burger kings Kid meal ( cheese burger - Kid meal )
7-Your favorite mall?
Marina Mall for life babe ! ( infact im married to it )
8-Your favorite channel?
Any channel that has a cricket match !
9-Your favorite chocolate?
Galaxy ( fruit and nuts)
10- Your favorite fruit?
Apple ( US red apple)
11-Your favorite water?
Aqua gulfa ( i swear if they too raise the price i will shift to tap water)
12-Your favorite color?
Blue ,
13- Your favorite singer?
Many ! but Phill Collins for now !
14-Your favorite biscuit?
Any buiscuit with Cream in it.
15-Your favorite Bank?
Burgan bank
16- Your favorite hair color?
I hate this questionaire ( i dont have hair )
17-Your favorite nuts?
Muhahaha ! my nuts of course !!
18-Your favorite program?
So you think you can dance
19-Your favorite perfume?
Dantiel
20-Your favorite ballad?
Dont wanna miss a thing by Aerosmith .

Tag your self ! Dont be shy !

WTF KPTC?

I was asked to go to the head office, which is in Murqab. I drove there , found parking next to the Tower , finished my work at the office, then i had to take a leak. It was Urgent , real urgent !!I remembered there used to be a WC inside the KPTC bus stop, so i ran there ... BIG MISTAKE ... probably you will not have the stomach to see the following pictures ..

This toilet is made of 18 carot urine stone ...
Hepatites A B C D E Fuck G and everthing you need !

This was the tricky part ! only if you are a shaolin monk to balance yourself on the brick !

But hey ! there is consolation .. you can read the top of the class graffitti ... coool ! Thank you for visiting the KPTC WC .

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How to file your teeth at home .

OK related to my previous post about my broken tooth hurting my toungue ... i found a solution ... Since i cant afford private Hospitals and Cant risk going to govt clinic ... i remembered something that i had seen on Discovery Channel some years ago... teeth filing .... how some African tribes filed thier teeth sharp so to eat meat better. Eureka !!!! i borrowed the filer from my wife... washed it clean and had my broken tooth filed smooth ... and now i am in talking mode again .... yey ! i'm happy ! Need some more filing, i hope i can convince Drooley to do the job for me.

and the lessons learnt are...

Self help is the best help

Avoid Govt Dentists for minor 'repairs' . ( Not you Pearly )