Tiger Balm for your butt cheeks.

Had a headache today , friend of mine adviced to use 'Tiger Balm' . He said it was the best thing ever, even if you apply it to the stomach during ramadan the 'hunger pain' dies ... ( what ever that means ) anyways I'm sure most of you guys are familiar with this product. It burns so bad it scares the 'bezeus' out of you ! Specailly if you are a expat from Indian Subcontinent it is a must buy product as a gift . This took me to the * flashback*

Once i was assisting one of my uncles to climb the roof. I was holding the ladder, and once he was up there on the roof, i too wanted to be with him. Because this uncle of mine is my Idol. I imitated him all the time. Anyways as i was climbing since no one was holding the ladder i fell off the ladder and my bum cheeks were mysteriously bruised pretty bad. First there was panic , and when they realised that only my bum cheeks were bruised , my uncle starts to rub 'tiger balm' on my buttocks... I can swear even to this day i remember how my ass burned .. it was as if someone had put fire on my butt.

Anyways once they realised that Tiger Balm was not meant for bruises ( specially the one's on the ass ) they applied some oil and water etc etc . I don't remember exactly what happened next because i was only 8 .

But when ever some one says tiger balm it surely makes me laugh . Do you have a unusual story to tell about misusing the product?